dick hours

dick hours is equilivent to 4 hours. I dont know why anyone would use this...but i also don't know why guys wear tight pants and say that they bleed black. It is 4 hours cause thats how long an erection can last before you're suppose to notify a doctor. weeeeee

-Dude i'll pick you up in dick hours and we can hit up chipotle.
-Sweet man i love chipotle..see ya then

by DWD May 8, 2006

The Dicking Hour

The time of night when straight friends or tourists in a gay bar need to leave or get out of the way for end of the night hook ups.

Gurl, you know I love you but it's time to go. The Dicking Hour is upon us.

by Cfahooligan April 5, 2015

Dick hours

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business

She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.

by Bsomemajor October 5, 2019

5 hour dick

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.

girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."

by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020

Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.

-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.

by Confuseus October 12, 2020