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The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.
-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.
by Confuseus October 12, 2020
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King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)
by Confuseus January 25, 2014
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The time period after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with eulogies and memorials dedicated to said person. This can make social media almost unusable for a day or two.
Well I can't use facebook today.

Why?

David Bowie's digital wake. Every two seconds there's a new post about him.
by Confuseus January 12, 2016
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The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.
Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.
by Confuseus January 11, 2016
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It is a psychedelicized group on Facebook where people come to seek advice from burnouts, artists, people with mental disorders and drug addictions. Throw in a couple psychedelic wizards and you got a party. It is quite a wonderful place.
When Ginger Muffin Joey wanted to boof some of those single point family fluff black pyramid gels with the golden flakes down on Shakedown Street, his first inclination was to consort with the homies in AcidMath to see if this was the most legit way to do things.
by Confuseus May 22, 2020
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