phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?
- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?
- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010
This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.
by Versatile337 January 11, 2009
When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
by Fkdover February 24, 2023
A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
by Hahaballs February 13, 2021
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
by Senapi April 21, 2021
eatin da dick up means you are bothering someone, like roasting or you are constantly making someone mad by picking with them.
by k3toicy May 10, 2023
I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.
Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
by D Flawless July 19, 2021