A wad of seminal fluid that dangles from the penis.
Damn dude... Caleb look's like such a dickwad!
by Frogg August 24, 2004
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Dickwad, a person with extremely low intelligence, of low intellect and who is unable to do anything for themselves
A person who wastes their life buying crap on debt at the expense of responsible members of society. Lives in social accommodation claiming benefits whilst having the largest t.v available, typical dickwad.
by I'maqueen February 11, 2011
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When you cum for many months in a single jar, adding load by load of jizz and just letting it accumulate. then you bake it till its hard as a rock. you break the jar and have a mountain of dried seamen and sculpt it into a huge erect cock.
I need to find an exceptional dickwad.

You are the hugest dickwad I have ever seen.
by hunniebunz July 19, 2006
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a comtemtiple person; someone who gets on everyones nerves.
basically a wad of dick in the form of an asshole
man "karen" is being a fucking a dickwad!
by quaid spearing March 4, 2008
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A bloke who is entrusted with his mate's precious dead goanna but neglects it knowing full well how important having said goanna is to his mate in question
Mate 1: G'day ollie i can't take this dead goanna back in the pig rig, it's now 95% maggot
Ollie: Yeah no worries sharky, i'll take really good care of it. I promise i won't let it be washed away in a flood which i knew was coming.
Mate 1: Thanks ol, that sure would be a dickwad act
by Sharky5555 January 17, 2011
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The most annoying person you will ever meet. They are the ones to screw up things that you are doing and don't mind if you get pissed off. They act like dicks on the outside but are big cowards on the inside.
"Dude what's up with Johnny? He's being such a dickwad"
by Kerchew March 13, 2017
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An adjective used to describe a male whom acts no better than the tiny stick of meat hanging between his legs
You’re a dickwad
All monkeys are dickwads
by Kapitän November 23, 2020
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