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dick rolled 

When you use your penis like a rolling pin to thin out some doughy material.
Mike just dick rolled that fat girl
dick rolled by dirty viking April 17, 2011

dick-rolled 

A play on Rick Roll, being dick-rolled is when what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a screen grab of Quinn Allman of The Used's dick.
I can't believe she dick-rolled us ALL!
dick-rolled by dan leslie April 6, 2008

rolled up dick 

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.
rolled up dick by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009

Big Dick Roller 

Someone who steamrolls through other players in video games having the bigger dick therefore they are considered a big dick roller
These kids on Call of Duty tonight have no clue what they're about to get hit by a team of big dick rollers

Dickrolled 

The act of clicking a link and being misled to a picture of a penis. After which, the link-giver must advise you that you have been Dickrolled.
Hey Howie!
Click this: <insert link>
(he clicks it)

LOL YOU GOT DICKROLLED.
Dickrolled by n0return October 27, 2009

california dickroller 

When you assault a construction worker and take his steamroller, proceeding to do a girl doggystyle while singing a Third Eye Blind song and shoving wheatgrass into her anus.
Man, I was giving Casie a california dickroller; I must say sir, the shit 'twas ign'ant.