Dick In a Butt 

An expression used to describe how tight something is. Tightness can either be the literal definition or the slang term.

"Damn, that dude's skinny jeans are tighter than dick in a butt."

"Oh shit, that freestyle was tighter than dick in a butt."

Dick In a Butt by Trap Life 44 March 19, 2010

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. 

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey. by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016