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Where a group of guys are attempting to chat up the one hot girl in the bar , and she suddenly leaves for the bathroom leaving an awkward group of men who dont know each other , each battling to be the last man standing for her return.

A true test of akward silence ride out
John , Dave, Paul , Bob and Allan were all chatting up the blonde at the bar when suddenly she realised she needed to do her make up leaving the guys in a right old dick dump

John:...........
Dave:...........
Paul:...........
Bob:...........
Allan:........... emmm
Dick Dump by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009
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When a Male has sex with a female just to have sex. The girl means absolutely nothing.
I've been away at college and haven't gotten any. Now I'm just trying to dick dump.

Used as a title for a song by a rapper named Tight. "Dump that dick off in that ho"
"I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "

"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
Dick dump by i2oo March 14, 2013

Dump dick 

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.
DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!
Dump dick by Diggitty April 10, 2011

Dump Dick 

When after having anal sex, you penis smells like poop.
Me too, I always get a terrible dump dick.
Dump Dick by xxbirchbeerxx June 6, 2010

dick dumpster 

a hole where many hwang chungs have gone before, used and slopppy, usually said to slutty people
dick dumpster by GWAR January 12, 2005