3 definitions by i2oo

Top Definition
To steal a few moments of deep sleep in the middle of the day
"Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"

"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
by i2oo March 20, 2013
Wank
"I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "

"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"
by i2oo March 14, 2013
Bed - derived from the actions of a dog, which scratches the ground before settling
"Steve won't get up, he's still in his scratcher . . "
by i2oo February 05, 2013
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