The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.
Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.
by Dick Spears April 19, 2011
Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.
Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.
by Ronnie Emersen August 02, 2007
A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.
"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"
by sluttymuffin123 February 18, 2014
When a guys dick looks like a waffle.
"you know that hot drummer adam? i heard he had a dickwaffle."
by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008
When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.
Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.
by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014

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