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Devisserising 

Speaking untruths to such a degree that the speaker actually believes the untruths to be reality.
David says he is a genius to he's friends on a regular basis to the point they and he really believe that's a fact, but the actual fact is that David has a god complex and is mentally ill. When David is in the act of telling untruths he believes to be reality, he is actually Devisserising.
Devisserising by Andrew Hynson March 16, 2017
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Betsy DeVos 

The opposite of everything good about this world. An illiterate, homophobic, dried-up excuse for life with enough of daddy's money to hold the highest possible position of power in Trump's world of education.
People of Alaska: Thank god! The grizzly bear problem is finally solved. Trump must be genius for picking Betsy Devos.

Trump supporters: Let's take the power out of the few in Washington. Let's elect Betsy Devos, a dried up 1% billionaire who doesn't know the difference between proficiency vs. growth and yes vs. no.
Betsy DeVos by AggressiveExile February 7, 2017
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devosified 

Colbert used this to describe Donald Trump's confusion about some facts. I believe it means to "dumb down".

See Colbert Donald Trump Wows at First Press Conference.
"Wait, you think 306 is larger than 365? Wow, Betsy DeVos works quick. That's called the DeVos Effect. You got DeVosified." Stephen Colbert, 2/16/2017
devosified by Dont Rump February 18, 2017
When developers and operations get together to drink beer and color on whiteboards to avoid drama in the War Room.

Also a buzzword for recruiters to use to promote overpaid dev or ops jobs.
A: "Where are Steve and Greg?"

B: "Their team is 'DevOps' so they went to the pub to talk about the latest outage."
DevOps by ITbuzzwords February 20, 2013

Betsy DeBoss 

A sardonic nickname for the glaringly ignorant, ill-prepared and ill-suited mouthpiece for the moneyed Right named as the US Education Secretary.
Overconfident Betsy DeBoss shows she is beyond feeling humiliated or incompetent since the enormity of her wealth, coupled with a lack of interest in humanity, allows her to spew her vile perspective while continuing to feel entirely good about herself.
Betsy DeBoss by Dr Bunnygirl March 30, 2019

devoslution 

The backward evolution of the educational system in the United States of America. Devoslution is anti-science and pro-pinhead.
My daughter thinks the world is flat because of devoslution.
Through devoslution my children now believe they were hatched from eggs.

DeVos syndrome 

Uncontrollable, bowl-shattering diarrhea in which some of the poop and/or poop-tainted water sprays out of the bowl because of the force involved.
Do not go in the bathroom. I have DeVos syndrome and there is shit everywhere.
DeVos syndrome by Irritable Bowels December 8, 2018