a place 99.9999999% (students) the population hates, and 0.0000001% (teachers) like.
I got detention for saying yes.
by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf December 18, 2018
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A punishment used in school in which a student is required to show up before or after school or to stay in during recess or lunch. Detention may occur in a detention hall, on the wall, or in a classroom. As a result of receiving detention students are stripped of their undergarments and are not allowed to wear them again. As a result of detention, students are required to go commando as a sign of their punishment.
The students had detention now they do not are required to go commando.
by detention0311 October 21, 2010
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The worst thing to come out of America's education system. A waste of a perfectly good hour where your basic rights to go places is taken away for an hour. Also prevents socializing if you live in Bronxville where almost every detention is at lunch
Garcia: Lindsay is such a stupid whore
Teacher:Don't say that! Go to Mr.name edited out to protect the man's privacy!

Mr.not saying his name you stalkers who want to email him:Alright, you have a lunch and after school detention
Garcia: Damn it
by namesdontmatteratall July 24, 2017
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To have one's pants return to normal, after a hard-on has subsided
I couldn't leave work after surfing porn sites for an hour, until my pants were detented.
by Deanimal and Oca February 22, 2007
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an annoying ass place you go to when your teachers dont like you or your just plain out reterted
justin, u have detention
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Forced entrapment in a social setting due to the friend with whom you intend to leave disappearing for over an hour with another friend to engage in unscrupulous and unsubtle sexual shenanigans.
My ride home went off to fool around with a friend when the evening was winding up, leaving me and the friends good enough to keep me company trapped in Sexual Detention!
by Robanes August 8, 2009
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When you suck off the principal to get out of detention
Dad - did you get a detention

U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention
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