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A step-by-step guide to destroy something.
You read instructions to build something, so you should read destructions to destroy it.
by Richard Hundhausen January 23, 2005
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Depends on what end of the pen you're looking at it from
I recently dreamed that the ghost of a woman who used to live in my apartment visited my bedside. She told me her name was Marguerite. She proceeded to ask me about my life as she rifled through my belongings. "What are you looking for?" I asked. "My destruction," she said. I asked her to define "destruction." She smirked. "It depends on what end of the pen you're looking at it from."
by Dusty Cioffi May 01, 2008
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A very, very fun thing. See: Orgasm, or China.
Little Bobby fuz fuz: Golly gee, mum! Destruction sure is fun, aye aye!
Mummy momisons: It sure is... it sure is.
by da beasta July 21, 2003
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Term used when someone finds themselves in a state of utter, complete, and total annihalation, because they have chosen to resort to utter and tremendous combinations of destruction through tremendous drugs and alcohol.
Tonight we engaged in utter destruction to the point of no return. We have achieved our goal of fucking totally destroying ourselves in all manner of ways - like we always do! You know how WE do it bitch!
by Rump January 30, 2004
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The act of having vigorous, non-commital, sexual relationships with a woman that is too hot not to do so with.
"dude, I wanna destroy Samantha so bad! LOOK AT HER MAN!"

"I destroyed michelle last night, it was the first act of destruction i've committed in awhile"
by xJimmyDeanSausagesx March 29, 2009
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A booklet, sometimes written in several languages, that details in confusing terms how to assemble something.
I used the destructions to put the entertainment center together and now the TV won't fit in it.
by AtticusJ July 06, 2016
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