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Being so diseased, you're almost deceased.

Can be applied to the entire body, or a particular organ.
Having deseased organs sucks, or so I'm told :/

God, I'm so ill. I'm feeling really deseased.

NO. THAT'S NOT A TYPO! I REALLY AM DESEASED.
by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme June 19, 2011

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