If you remember somebody from earlier in your life and your supposed friend does not remember who you are or how you know them, then that person has facebook alzheimer's.
Basically, it is somebody who does not remember you, but you remember them and you want to be facebook buddies.
Joey: Hey Chandler, Gloria doesn't remember me from high school. She wouldn't agree to add me as a friend on facebook.
Chandler: Well, how do you remember her?
Joey: I like slept with her three times.
Chandler: She probably has Facebook Alzheimer's.
Joey: How come girls suffer from Facebook Alzheimer's more often than guys.
Chandler: It's because of lower brain capacity in females; well, you see, when girls go off to college, they have to make a choice - either remember past sex partners like you, or gain further knowledge in their college major.
Joey: Very intriguing.
You suffer from this disorder when you don't remember a person, who is trying to add you as a friend on Facebook, and they remember you from a past school or job.
Typically speaking, you two are bound to have at least a few mutual friends as the only evidence on Facebook that you know each other.
The only known cure for Facebook Alzheimer's is to look up the person in a past school yearbook as a way to jog the memory that is encapsulated somewhere in the hippocampus. It best to do an yearbook lookup reference ASAP, before the forgetfulness gets any worse.
Monica: Hey Ross, I don't remember Charlie from high school at all.
Ross: Hey Mon, he's like the only guy who noticed you when you were fat.
Monica: Well, now I'm hot, all guys notice me.
Ross: Well, I would have to say that you are suffering from a disorder syndrome known none other than Facebook Alzheimer's.
Monica: O no, I got to get my yearbooks out of my closet and try to jog my memory, as soon as possible.
|3.||Horny Alzheimer's Desease|
(noun) Horny Alzheimer (háwrnee áalts-hīmerz)
(After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german neurologist)
"Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimer’s Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some questionable partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance horizontal lambada, etc..
- Hey, Susan! are you really going out with Rick again? Wasn't he the one who cheated on you with your sister?
- I don't remember...
- Well, I do, he also stole your dvd player and still owes me 230 bucks.
- mmm... sorry, I don't follow...
- Yes, yes, he's the one, you even tattooed his name on your shoulder, slut.
- (making common facial gestures in a Horny Alzheimer's Desease patient) really?
- Oh my, I know exactly the name of the disease you have.
- So what do you think about that David Letterman and his assistant, huh?
- All I heard is that they were lovers, right?
- Yes. They say he wasn't married but engaged when he was fooling around with her.
- Drat! H.A.D. strikes again!
- Please, doctor, come quickly! I think my mom's Horny Alzheimer is getting worse...
- Why do you think so?
- Because she had sex with my uncle last week and now she's hooking up with my cousin.
- It doesn't seem that bad.
- And yesterday she was making out with grandma.
- Ok, where do you live?
- 77 Langford street, near Lemontree Park, in the state of...
- No need to tell me, you must be in Texas.
Just as a document created with a new version of a software cannot be read by the older version of the same software, extremely old documents sometimes cannot be read by the new versions of the software that initially created them. When this happens in a company such that the company cannot access its own aging data, the company is said to have corporate alzheimer's. The term was coined by chief open source officer Simon Phipps of Sun Microsystems while advocating the creation of a baseline standard for documents that would ensure that old data remains accessable.
Boss - "Johnson! I thought I told you to have the 1992 annual report on my desk this morning! Where is it?"
Scared but blameless employee - "Not my fault, sir. The document won't open cause it's too old. Looks like we've got corporate alzheimer's..."
June 1, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.
Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's
An alcohol induced state of memory loss. Individuals in this state are often seen wearing beer goggles.
Symptoms of Alcohol Alzheimer's almost always include very little or no memory of possible participation in interesting or extraodinary events.
Oh my gosh, I woke up naked this morning and have no recollection of what I did after the 15th beer last night.
Is that jang in my mouth? Did Mike and I eat a burger before passing out? Snap...if I wasn't suffering from Alcohol Alzheimer's, I would remember that yummy burger!!!!
When you forget something you just did.
Mike: Hey Katie!
Katie: Hey Mike!
(20 seconds later)
Mike: Hey Katie!
Katie: You already said that.
Mike: Oh... Oh yeah, I did, didn't I... Sorry, I just had an Alzheimer Moment there.