descartes 

1. The coolest philosopher ever. In his book "Meditations," he states that perhaps the entire world is merely an illusion that some decieving demon put into his mind. This idea led to some awesome movies, such as The Matrix and The Truman Show.

2. A dualist, which means that he believes that the mind and the body are seperate entities. He's a wise man, this Descartes.

Descartes thinks, therefore he is.

descartes by Susievader May 19, 2006

Descartes 

(Pronounced Day-Cart) The most mind-fucking philosopher ever.

In his 'Meditations', Descartes discards all of his presupposed notions. He disregards all sense-experience, thus becoming skeptical of the existence of basic matter. He then proceeds to re-prove the existence of just about fucking everything via a series of nonsensical ideas and circular arguments (many of which contain the concept of a superior entity).

Also invented the Cartesian plain (X-Y graph). Basically, everything you'll ever learn in school somehow relates back to Descartes in some way, even though his whole philosophy was against the concept of presupposed knowledge (The very definition of school)

Descartes' basic philosophy:
1. Nothing exists
2. I think therefore I am (I exist)
3. I cannot think by myself
4. God must exist
5. God is good
6. God would not provide me with deceitful senses
7. Everything exists

Descartes by SmexiMexiStoleYourPepsi August 14, 2014

Demartess 

A flawless bad bitch that knows their worth and serves no one but themselves.

Sometimes cocky but will always fight for their besties and what is right.

Demartess just slayed his performance.

Demartess by Bizarre Kasai July 31, 2022

desbarres 

the coolest friggin guy in the world

Chris Des barres

desbarres by Chris Des barres August 5, 2003

destarte

slow or retarded

fucked in the head or empty
ignorant
prone to sexual indiscretion
dreadful
soul sucking succubus- jezebel

adj.-That is a very destarte way of thinking.

noun.- Your being such a destarte.
verb.- Are you really trying to destarte your way though this.

adverb.- instead for behaving like an adult, she when about her activity destartedly.
destarte destarted destarting destartful destartfully

destarte by medeivh foster August 30, 2017

Descartesian Trans 

A person who thinks he or she is Trans although he or she presents as cisgender. Refers to the following: “Cogito, ergo sum is a Latin philosophical proposition by René Descartes usually translated into English as "I think, therefore I am". The phrase originally appeared in French as je pense, donc je suis in his Discourse on the Method, so as to reach a wider audience than Latin would have allowed.” Wikipedia

I was born with most beautiful vagina; however, I am Descartesian Trans as I think that I am male or at least somewhat so, in both a physiological and psychological sense.

Descartesian Trans by arielioness January 14, 2019

desarter 

When your tractor trailer gets stuck on top of a safety bollard and rips the entire axles off the trailer and you drag it until it won’t go any further.

@therealcalli：Desarter is when you break something that’s unrepairable. Example he just desarter that trailer 💀💀💀😂😂😂See

desarter by TikTokmademedoit May 22, 2022