Derek Syndrome

A disorder given at birth. Derek Syndrome is a disorder of the genitals that leads to an extremely undersized penis. Symptoms of this disorder may be increased with heavy consumption of alcohol. People with this disorder are likely to turn homosexual. People with this disorder are also likely to be overly aggressive towards because of their childlike penis.

Ashley: That guy Derek I slept with last night was horrible. It was like having sex with a field mouse.

Levi: Yeh I think that he has Derek Syndrome. That's why we call him "Needle dick."

Derek Syndrome by Jack Meoff Man April 29, 2009

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rabbit deek syndrome

Also known as RDS. Essentially, a man who suffers from rabbit deek syndrome has a fairly short penis of disproportionate narrowness. To compensate for this inadequateness, the afflicted subject insists upon short, quick thrusts during intercourse. Thus, the comparison can be made to being hung like and having sex like a rabbit.

Unfortuantely, the guy I dated last year suffered from a severe case of rabbit deek syndrome.

rabbit deek syndrome by Fly Gal August 21, 2006

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
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prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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