Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.

by Abnormal Facies March 10, 2011

deployed the chute

The act of losing it after you you've been treated with disrespect for the last time.

Take this job and shove it! The airline attendant deployed the chute as he announced to the passengers he has had enough and was quitting his job.

by Gogogirl56 August 10, 2010

Deploy the Marines

To deficate.

MM3: "MM1, I'm gunna run to the head and deploy the Marines."

MM1: "Oorah, go get some."

by SailorJoe March 8, 2010

Pro-deploy

To deploy resonators in a professional manner reflecting expertise and knowledge of the lay of the land. Used in the AR game ingress.

Brian is so leet, he always pro-deploys and those lazy smurfs waste so much gear on his portals.

by Mikki janes June 20, 2016

deploy the cows

When the cow go raid a slaughter house to free the bois

Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!

by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020

deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

deploy the subs

A euphemism for taking a dump. Usually used if the eminent dump is expected to be massive and/or time consuming.

Manager: "Nancy, please hold all my calls, I need to go deploy the subs."

by Lord Humungous November 25, 2006