An American political party that is composed of politically correct twits and tax raisers. To become a democrat, you must subscribe to the following principles:

1. Abortions are good. Have one today to exercise your consitutional right to kill your baby.

2. Straight white men are good for only one thing: Paying taxes to give to everyone else.

3. Poofters are good. Be sure your public school teaches your kids that it is wonderful to be a poofter, and to cornhole your buddy on the street corner or the super market. Encourage your kids to become poofters.

4. Non-white people are the best. They should be hired first and fired last. They should be given lots of entitlements to make sure they vote democrat.

5. Guns are bad. Every law-abiding citizen should have his guns taken away, so only cops and criminals can have guns.

6. Political correctness is good. Never say colored guy when you can say guy of color, so you don't end up offending a white liberal.

7. Taxes are VERY good. They should be raised, especially on straight white men.

8. The government is VERY good. It should take care of you. You should sit back and let your friendly and all-knowing government take care of you.

9. Meat is Murder! That cow is probably your grandma. Don't eat it for dinner. And ban rodeo and circus animals too.

10. The best man for the job is a woman. Always hire women before straight white men.

11. USA is BAD. Never say anything nice about USA, liberty, or freedom.

12. Punishment is BAD. We shouldn't punish children or hoodlums. We must never execute naughty criminals. They are not responsible for what they do.
I'm a lazy, irresponsible bum and want the government to take care of me. I think I'll become a democrat.
by RonnieRaygunX May 18, 2009
One of the two major political parties in the U.S. run by rich lobbyists known for radical spending, special interest and high taxes.

see: Republican
The Democrat party represents its own self interest.
by krock1dk January 31, 2008
The Rival of Republicans. Included are: Pres. Bill Clinton, and Sen. John Kerry.
Fat ones are called DemoFATs.
by The Pittsburgher October 19, 2004
A liberal treehugging hippie who thinks that the government should be his baby sitter. He can't take care of himself and needs the government to do it. Anti-war, they insult our soldiers memories by saying that they died for oil, when they actually died for a cause that they believed in; one that has actually come true. Iraqi freedom. (Iraq did actually have wmd's, by the way). Democrats will sit in a kumbayah circle and sing while all the so-called problems of the world (most of which were caused by them in the first place...) fly by them. They complain about these problems, but don't do a thing about them. They also think the world will be underwater in twenty years or so.
Kennedy the swimmer;
An unpatriotic democratic citizen who wants to move to canada
by Navioxupos March 13, 2006
A left wing, socialist, communist, scared, cowardly, hippie, liberal, who believes that the should be run by a totalitarian (coughcommunistcough) government. They believe that you should pay for the people who are too fucking lazy to find a job. They believe that the republicans are evil.
Democrats are actually aliens from the planet hojingarand bent on universal domination.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
African-Americans (black people)
The origins of this definition come from the fact that 95% of African-Americans are members of the Democratic Pary.
Northeast DC is full of Democrats.
by dmy5 May 09, 2005
A group of people who will literally go extinct in a couple of decades, do to their anti-American attitudes and liberal stand on most issues.
6 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were registered to vote in the US, they were registered Democrats.
by J March 23, 2005
A democrat is one of five possible degrees of view. (the five being radical, liberal, moderate, conservative, and reactionary) The moderate is a neutral standpoint where radicals and liberals are degrees of democrats (radicals being the extreme) and conservatives and reactionaries being the republican viewpoints (reactionaries being the extreme)

The democratic view point changed to be more of a moderate party during the 2006 midterm senate elections. Today we classify a democrat as someone who believes in:
-Privacy with limited government observation
-Pro-choice, but with certain limitations such as that partial birth abortions should not be allowed.
-Protection of the environment through uses of alternative fuel sources and cleaner practices, though not so much that our standards of life decrease.
- A strong government that helps people through well fare, shelters, and other means of aid, though not a governemt that will allow "mooching"
- Taxes being left as percentages, so everyone has to pay _% of their income to taxes, with exceptions for the extreme cases of poverty.

the symbol for a democrat is a donkey while the republican is an elephant. Also, democrats are generally represented by the color blue while the republicans are represented by red.

During the 109'th congress, the democrats where the majority composition of the house of representatives.
have tried to disregard my own viewpoints while writing this. Please take into consideration that most democrats and republicans are liberals and conservatives, not reactionaries and radicals. Most people think of the opposing party as radicals or conservatives simply making more tension. Both parties have some pros to them and both have some cons.
by Alex Glassweaver November 09, 2006

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