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a person who adheres to the democratic party, the more liberal of the two dominating political forces in America. while their policies often have good intentions, they place faith in government, otherwise known as the most inefficient organization known to man. For a democrat, government programs are the solution to just about any social problem, especially those created or aggravated by government programs or restrictions (see health care). To pay for said programs, they would take as much money as they can from rich people. If in congress, they avoid taxes to prevent this from affecting them too much. they also believe that the ideal way to create jobs is to take lots of money away from rich people who, incidentally are the ones who actually provide jobs for those with less money.

Also a person who claims to be a capitalist rather then a socialist, and then when asked to describe their beliefs, describe either socialism, or Marxism (read the Communist Manifesto if you don't believe me).
Democrats have a majority in both houses of congress

Many economists believe that FDR, a democrat, actually prolonged and intensified the great depression by his domestic policies
by MadnessClown December 29, 2009
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A person who, on the internet(we have it in the south; surprised?) assumes that a Republican is an ignorant Southern asshole who can't spell his own name without help.

For example, the definitions on here before say that a Republican is:
1. "Southern Baptist,"
2. "Are the only ones allowed to back up their point of view with evidence,"
3. Automatically a "RACIST WHITE,"
4. "Cannot spell ammendment,"
5. Have "no good ideas,"
6. "A semi-literate meathead,"
7. Automatically "the party to vote against,"
8. Believes a newborn baby is not as important as its mother,"
9. "Can not spell Democrat,"
10. the list goes on..

After this, the list continues to glorify the Democrats, claiming that Ultra left-wing Hippie fundamentalism is better than ulta right-wing Baptist fundamentalism, no matter who is involved in this debate.
Sivilised peoples on the internets thit can spall there uwn names, not alike the rapublicans. democrats are best acuz they think they are. is thare warld an we in the south, the hicks, ore jist living en et.

This isn't your world, sterotypical fuck-o's.
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A person who does not have a brain, whom feels everyone should give their money to others who don't want to work. Also feel that America should be a bunch of unarmed peasants, by taking all guns away.

Democrats typically do not care for others thoughts, and usually dismiss conservative thoughts out of hand
Timmy said, "Daddy whats a DEMOCRAT?"

Dad replied, "Timmy, a DEMOCRAT is someone who cannot think, but merely repeats regurgitated material. Don't talk to DEMOCRATS."
by CONSERVATIVERIDER22223 April 13, 2009
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Ever since George Bush was unjustly blamed for the aftermath of Bill Clinton's epic failure as president, being a Democrat is nothing more than the new trend that people pick up to look cool. In addition to being immature and ignorant, they're rather shallow people with corrupt morals and values. They know absolutely nothing about what Democratic beliefs really are, so they attempt to back up their views by slandering Republicans. (If you want proof of this, see: Republican. Of the 200 entries, about 80% of them are whiney, immature Democrats shamelessly slandering Republicans). Strangely enough, they never come up with any factual evidence to support anything they say, again having to resort to name-calling to "prove a point."

Democrats also tend to be weak and absent-minded people. Closely relating to their aforementioned ignorance and immaturity, a Dem's entire political standpoint can be effortlessly manipulated by what Oprah or any other over-inflated celebrity they lust for says they should do.

Here's some common beliefs of a Democrat:

~The United States orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. Yes, it's true, a good lot of Dems think we actually flew planes into our own buildings and killed thousands of our own people. Their leader is the pompous, overbearing whale, Rosie O' Donnell.

~Communism. Yes, it looks good on paper, but it's been proven time and time again that it DOES NOT WORK! Despite this, Democrats such as Barack Obama rest their whole platform upon Communist views, such as placing enormous taxes on wealthy people who actually work for their money, and all but give it away to people who are simply too lazy to get a job and pay their own way.

~Spending money we don't have. Democrats seem to think money grows on trees. If not, then they sure spend as if that were the case. Take for example the fact that President Obama, in less than 100 days in office, spent more than all 40-something presidents have, COMBINED, more than doubling our national debt.

~Democrats are also huge peace advocates. While peace is something everybody strives for, Democrats take it to an extreme. We were maliciously attacked by terrorists, yet a common Dem believes that we have no right to be in the Middle East right now, even though they killed thousands of our people. They also fail to realize that we're not barbarians whom are simply there to kill - we're there to protect our country so we don't have a repeat of 9/11. This display of ignorance is a huge reason why Democrats are called just that - ignorant.

~They also feel the need to grant amnesty to the several million illegal immigrants we have in the country. Hey, they went through the trouble of TRESPASSING into our country by ILLEGALLY sneaking past the border, but hey! Let's declare the whole shitload of them as official U.S. citizens! While we're at it, let's give them some free money that we don't even have the financial security to be distributing in the first place, let alone in such a frivolous manner.
Democrats are weak, spineless, absent-minded, frivolous, petty, pathetic, ignorant, pompous, arrogant, overbearing, inconsiderate, heartless, retarded, hypocritical, brainless, parasitic fragments of human beings.

Democrats are the perfect example of when an abortion (which is a favorite hobby of theirs) is only 50% successful.
by Proud_Republican June 16, 2009
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1. A citizen or group of citizens who are ideologically opposed to the constitution, freedom of any kind and personal responsibility for their individual actions.

2. People who want to be absolved of any personal responsibility to take care of themselves or their families.

3. Leftist communists who hide their true beliefs behind a negative curtain of blame for those who actually work.

4. Displaced 1960's misfits who now have power and will wield it even if it means the death of the freedom and liberty that allows them to spout their ridiculous ideas of a grand and glorious government.

5. People who are largely threatened in the belief that god may be more important to some people than government.

6. People who believe that rapists and murderers are innocent, but unborn children pose a danger to society.

7. People who actually believe in global warming and that the government can solve it through taxes.

8. The very people who cause concerned citizens to cling to their guns.
Rufus Ingrate: "Hey George, what is a democrat?"

George Q. Goodguy: "Anyone who still believes that "Hope and Change" mean good things from our President".
by Biff Davenport March 24, 2010
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A political party so illogical, hypocritical, and insane that it drives people to actually vote Republican.

Democrats believe that the best way to create jobs is to attack businesses with excessive taxes and regulations, that the honest and hard-working should be financially raped by the lazy and ignorant, that we can tax our way to victory, and that discrimination is wrong yet we should discriminate against anyone who is religious, white, male, southern, rich, or anyone who has the audacity to have a view that opposes the Democratic agenda.

In order to ensure “Progress”, the Democrats have resorted to dividing the country by isolating groups of people such as minorities and women, making them feel worthless and oppressed by society, and then exploiting them for political purposes.

Democrats constantly champion the message that in order to be worth anything you have to go to college.

However, since poorer people (many of which are minorities) can’t afford college and have no factories to work in, they are forced onto social programs like Welfare where they can be kept forever in the grip of economic slavery and voting Democrat while also being lied to repeatedly by the media that those evil, rich, white Republicans are the real reason they are unable to get ahead in life.
Minority #1: Now that I graduated High School, I’m going to college!

Minority #2: What?! You can’t afford college dude. You’re poor and Colleges are so overpriced that only middle class and rich folks can afford them.

Minority #1: Oh…

Minority #2: It’s all the Republicans fault man. See Colleges are run entirely by liberals but somehow it’s the Republicans fault that the prices are so high.

Minority #1: Wow Republicans are all evil and racist then. I’m voting Democrat then since they really care about my future! Everyone gets rich on Welfare right?
by AverageJoe1984 February 09, 2012
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Democrats fall into 3 categories.
1. A Politician that promises the poor that if they vote them into office, all their troubles will be resolved by the government.
2. A person that has no real moral values and believes that:

Killing Babies is fine in order to reduce the world population and promote primary teenager permiscuity.
The RICH should pay more taxes, no matter how much they are already contributing in taxes, jobs, charities, etc..
The middle class is everone that actually work for a living and make more money than those on the government dole.
Hugging a tree is more important than anyones life.
All wars are Bad and all bad people (dictators or radical groups) can be pacified and will live in peace with us, if we can just talk to them.

3. The current Republicans in Washington who now believe and are pushing the Old Democratic ways (1970's).
Most (but not all) Union workers.
Old people that still believe that the Democratic party of old still exists and is living in today's Democratic party.
Young people who are easy to manipulate and do not think on their own.

Today's Washington REPUBLICANS!
by The NEW INDEPENDENT October 28, 2009
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