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Political assholes that live to screw up lives of successful people and make America suck in foreign policy.
Dude, you're a Democrat which means you're an asshole and I suggest you go fuck yourself.
by AdomC March 27, 2015
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A political party so illogical, hypocritical, and insane that it drives people to actually vote Republican.

Democrats believe that the best way to create jobs is to attack businesses with excessive taxes and regulations, that the honest and hard-working should be financially raped by the lazy and ignorant, that we can tax our way to victory, and that discrimination is wrong yet we should discriminate against anyone who is religious, white, male, southern, rich, or anyone who has the audacity to have a view that opposes the Democratic agenda.

In order to ensure “Progress”, the Democrats have resorted to dividing the country by isolating groups of people such as minorities and women, making them feel worthless and oppressed by society, and then exploiting them for political purposes.

Democrats constantly champion the message that in order to be worth anything you have to go to college.

However, since poorer people (many of which are minorities) can’t afford college and have no factories to work in, they are forced onto social programs like Welfare where they can be kept forever in the grip of economic slavery and voting Democrat while also being lied to repeatedly by the media that those evil, rich, white Republicans are the real reason they are unable to get ahead in life.
Minority #1: Now that I graduated High School, I’m going to college!

Minority #2: What?! You can’t afford college dude. You’re poor and Colleges are so overpriced that only middle class and rich folks can afford them.

Minority #1: Oh

Minority #2: It’s all the Republicans fault man. See Colleges are run entirely by liberals but somehow it’s the Republicans fault that the prices are so high.

Minority #1: Wow Republicans are all evil and racist then. I’m voting Democrat then since they really care about my future! Everyone gets rich on Welfare right?
by AverageJoe1984 February 09, 2012
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1. A citizen or group of citizens who are ideologically opposed to the constitution, freedom of any kind and personal responsibility for their individual actions.

2. People who want to be absolved of any personal responsibility to take care of themselves or their families.

3. Leftist communists who hide their true beliefs behind a negative curtain of blame for those who actually work.

4. Displaced 1960's misfits who now have power and will wield it even if it means the death of the freedom and liberty that allows them to spout their ridiculous ideas of a grand and glorious government.

5. People who are largely threatened in the belief that god may be more important to some people than government.

6. People who believe that rapists and murderers are innocent, but unborn children pose a danger to society.

7. People who actually believe in global warming and that the government can solve it through taxes.

8. The very people who cause concerned citizens to cling to their guns.
Rufus Ingrate: "Hey George, what is a democrat?"

George Q. Goodguy: "Anyone who still believes that "Hope and Change" mean good things from our President".
by Biff Davenport March 24, 2010
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One of the two major political parties in the U.S. It was formed by Thomas Jefferson but has changed greatly since then. It has become a self-righteous, corrupt and politically-correct party that has grown to embrace the Hollywood culture, abortion, socialism, the redistribution of wealth, universal healthcare, gay marriage, illegal immigration, envrionmentalism, antiquated labor unions, constantly higher taxes and usually followed by tax and spend practices, larger government and its stupid handouts and entitlement programs. Democrats are often hostile to corporate America and national defense. Most Democrats masquerade themselves as compassionate for the sake of votes and power.
The Democrat party is not successful anymore because its beliefs are largely antiquated and don’t work. Democrat philosophy, quite honestly, lacks faith in the American system by embracing far-left ideals. Much of its philosophy lacks common sense.
by krock1dk November 28, 2007
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1. A group of communist that wish to see America burn and are no smarter then a rock.

2. A political party in which most of the members are minorities even though Republicans freed the slave and a majority of slave owners were democrats.

3. People that would wish to see America become a communist country, they would also like to see to it that no one can get ahead in life and wish that everyone was equal,they also would see to it that the education system was destroyed so none of their African American members realize that it was the Republicans that freed the slaves.

4. A bunch of wind-warping communist that would see america burned just so Republicans couldn't fix the Country.

5. Lazy communist that think they are the right people for the presidency

6. Friends and allies of the Taliban

7. A group that would like to change or completely destroy the constitution

8. Followers of Obama Bin Laden

9. supporters of communism and terrorism

10. Descendants of Mao Zedong

11. A group that is full of worthless scum that wish to destroy America

12. A group that need you to give them 4 more years to ruin America
Barrack Obama is a prime example of Democrats
by flood warning May 07, 2013
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Somebody who believes that the government should control everything, while praying to an aethiest that the Constitution should be used as a dishrag, while spewing off their hypocritical beliefs about the enviornment, and other hot button topics.
Neil: "I am not sure who I should vote for. I believe in the Constitution and the core values of this country along with the Founding Fathers. Does this mean I am a Democrat or a Republican?"

Bob: "You goddamn racist fuckbag. How dare you say that insurgents don't have rights? They have feelings too, douchebag!! Now listen you gun toting, religious fanatical homophobic anti-immigrant pro rich hatin-on-the-poor non progressive piece of shit dick licking asshole cunt rag, all animals are created equal, except for some animals!! You need to die because you don't have the same beliefs as me, you nazi!"

Neil: "Gadzooks. I must be a Democrat"
by Ezekiel Calhoun December 08, 2010
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Robots programmed to tax the rich, legalize abortion and gay marriage, and give out free healthcare. They are programmed to believe that there are no other problems in America worth fixing other than this.

For some reason, when you work your butt off your whole life, you need to also pay significantly higher taxes. Democrats also think that welfare should be able to pay for all your expenses so that you don't need to try finding a job. For example: Kool-Aid, internet, cable, and abortions.

These fascinating creatures also care very much about the enviroment, and will buy hybrids and only use Energy Star products. They think they could plug the oil spill in the Gulf faster than BP.

By far, the most important feature Democrats have, is their amazing ability to blame Republicans for everything and give little to no reasons to back up their accusations. Their most recent success was winning a presidential campaign almost entirely off blaming other people. On another note, did you know that the recession actually WASN'T George Bush's fault?

I also look forward to soon having the lowest-rated definition for this word becuase most people on this website fall under this category. :D
Democrat: GO OBAMA!
Me: Why?
Democrat: Because he's going to tax those rich idiots who live for free.
Me: You're right. After working 10 hour days five times a week for 30 years and building up my career so I could pay for four kids to go to college, I really should pay my fair share of YOUR welfare checks. By the way how's your job at McDonald's been going?
by Obama WILL fail June 23, 2010
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