one of the two major political parties apparently dedicated in removing rights givin to man by god, completely ignorant to what the founding fathers believed in, and utterly desperate to take the political power from the people and hand it to an increasingly powerful government. Also convinced their opinion is the absolute truth and that republicans are evil for holding their own.
the democrats hold a majority in the house and senate.
by doodguy69 April 06, 2010

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Somebody who believes that the government should control everything, while praying to an aethiest that the Constitution should be used as a dishrag, while spewing off their hypocritical beliefs about the enviornment, and other hot button topics.
Neil: "I am not sure who I should vote for. I believe in the Constitution and the core values of this country along with the Founding Fathers. Does this mean I am a Democrat or a Republican?"

Bob: "You goddamn racist fuckbag. How dare you say that insurgents don't have rights? They have feelings too, douchebag!! Now listen you gun toting, religious fanatical homophobic anti-immigrant pro rich hatin-on-the-poor non progressive piece of shit dick licking asshole cunt rag, all animals are created equal, except for some animals!! You need to die because you don't have the same beliefs as me, you nazi!"

Neil: "Gadzooks. I must be a Democrat"
by Ezekiel Calhoun December 08, 2010

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One of two major political parties in the United States, often characterized by hypocrisy, hyperbole, and confrontation without offers of resolution.
Tend to believe in the value a federalist government which:
(1) controls and redistributes the product of it's citizens labor to the lazy and purposefully indigent, justified by the principal that a small percentage of those people are truly incapable of increasing their quality of life while failing to acknowledge that the majority achieve their lot by choice;
(2) Controls, surveils, and dictates morality to the citizens of the 50 independent states comprising the Union (see: reauthorization of the Patriot Act);
(3) Assumes (incorrectly) all American citizens are evil and dispassionate by nature and therefore require a government to enforce a means of charity through excessive taxation, including one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world.
(4) Believes that failing public schools should be given more money so they can pay higher salaries to underperforming teachers while begrudging a parent who wants to send their kid to a better school so they may learn something other than the proper vein to use when shooting heroin.
(5) Cries for the end of prolonged conflict in distressed Muslim countries, unless they (democrats) start the war themselves.
Chad sees a panhandler:
If Chad is a rational human being - "we should create a solid base for employment in this region and then offer incentivized assistance for the panhandler to educate and prepare for meaningful work in one of these jobs, provided he displays commitment and work ethic, thereby providing for a citizen and increasing contributions to our society."
If Chad is a Democrat - "we should provide Chad with food and shelter to comfort him in between his pan-handling hours, and create a system where you supplement his income through assistance paychecks that he in no way earns, but which will make me feel good about myself, even if I didn't do anything but force you to do stuff."
by freethinker24 May 27, 2011

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a person who adheres to the democratic party, the more liberal of the two dominating political forces in America. while their policies often have good intentions, they place faith in government, otherwise known as the most inefficient organization known to man. For a democrat, government programs are the solution to just about any social problem, especially those created or aggravated by government programs or restrictions (see health care). To pay for said programs, they would take as much money as they can from rich people. If in congress, they avoid taxes to prevent this from affecting them too much. they also believe that the ideal way to create jobs is to take lots of money away from rich people who, incidentally are the ones who actually provide jobs for those with less money.

Also a person who claims to be a capitalist rather then a socialist, and then when asked to describe their beliefs, describe either socialism, or Marxism (read the Communist Manifesto if you don't believe me).
Democrats have a majority in both houses of congress

Many economists believe that FDR, a democrat, actually prolonged and intensified the great depression by his domestic policies
by MadnessClown December 29, 2009

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- A person who does not believe in the death penalty for convicted murderers but believes a woman is free to murder her unborn baby if she feels the baby will alter her lifestyle.

- One who is chooses to ignore scientific facts (i.e. evidence for creation and life beginning at conception) in favor of more comfortable and convenient lifestyles.

- Socialists who wish to require the rich to support the bad habits of the poor require nothing of said poor in exchange.

- Union activists who believe businesses are evil and should not be allowed to earn a profit.

- Social Engineers who believe the voice of the 3 percent of America who are gay trump the votes and voices of the 80 percent of America who don't want gay marriage.

- Athiests who believe the first amendment bans all religion expression in America except those expressions made by muslims.

- Moral relativists who believe "rule of law" can be ignored by non-citizens

- Shallow suckers who would vote for a president with no history of responsibility, achievement, or conviction.
Democrats: Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry
by diplopundit May 22, 2011

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idiot totalitarians that like to increase taxes while saying they will do great things with them but somehow we just wind up in more debt.
Obama's retarded heath care plan is typical of a Democrat
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1. Someone who believes that minorities cannot possibly be a success in life without the government helping them every step of the way.

2. Someone who thinks that it is a constitutional right to stick a knife in an unborn child's head, suck its brains out and throw it in a bin, but will assault anyone who shows a picture of the constitutional right being practiced.

3. Someone who thinks that Barack Obama is magical and can do no wrong.

4. Someone who constantly says that George W. Bush was wrong on everything even when Democrats made the same call.

5. Someone who makes political decisions based on the popular thing to do and not by actually thinking about the issue.
Person A: "Hey, want to sign an petition to ban women's suffrage?"

Democrat: "I sure do!"
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