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detextify 

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.
Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"
detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009
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Detectify 

v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).
Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.
Detectify by Social I.Q. Lady February 11, 2010

dementified 

Used as describing an object of dementification: looks weird, possibly tastes strange, maybe broken, not normal.
Can possibly freak small children out.
Tim: Hey Johnny, you're new pencil is kind of dementified.
Johnny: Yeah, my bro chewed it.
Tim: Erm....
dementified by Izzinatoratie May 31, 2009

decatify 

This is what often needs to be done after a person and their cats have moved out of a place. It is the process of removing all dander and fine fur from a house or apartment, so that people with severe cat allergies can live their without taking a constant supply of allergy medication, and having their asthma triggered.
We really needed to decatify the apartment before moving in. Before we decatified the apartment, even after the professional carpet cleaners and cleaning crew came in, I kept on sneezing and wheezing. When I washed down the walls and rinsed off the wash cloth, loads of fine fur and dander was suspended in the water. Gross!
decatify by ecologyprof January 1, 2013

delectifying 

adjective (1)delectable and electrifying at the same time; (2)shockingly delicious or delightful.
I saw the most delectifying woman walking down the street last night.

defatify 

1. To desparately try to get rid of the "spring sixty" after binging on margaritas, homemade cookies, and whatever else you came across while in paradise/your cupboards at home for the past seven days.
2. To excessively eat grass and seeds while working out four times per day.
Although the two gorgeous college students had a fabulous spring break, the unfortunate consequence was having to DEFATIFY for the next six weeks in order to be able to wear shorts in the summer.
defatify by GROC!! March 22, 2003