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1.
The art of Decopatch, in present tense.
*ring ring, ring ring*
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'
by Decopatch-r-us February 08, 2010