Decaffed

v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.

That woman was so rude and demanding, we decaffed her.

Decaffed by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004

decaffeitated 

When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.

Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)

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decaffeitated by SMC1028 December 3, 2010

ultimate decaffeination 

When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.

"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."

ultimate decaffeination by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008

decaffeinated prostitution 

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

decaffeinated prostitution by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

decaffeinated 

hardest line from 2008 masterpiece 'killer bean'

"decaffeinated"

decaffeinated by understoodabit October 24, 2023