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1.
The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue you from someone's incessant whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.
"Somebody call the whambulance, Stacy broke a nail."
by FiYoG October 10, 2004
 
2.
The imaginary rescue vehicle that will rescue someone when they are incessantly whining over a trivial matter. Used mockingly, but in good humor.
Awww, that guy you gave your number to never called you? That's too bad! *snicker* Should I call a whambulance?
by Pope Jaimie March 03, 2006
 
3.
what you say to someone who is whining like a little jewish kid. similar to asking them if they would like a whamburger and some french cries.
what, do you want me to call the whambulance just because your mom died? jesus christ, get over it.
by exterminate March 02, 2006