Days of the Week

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!

Use these definitions as you see fit.

by TheMan August 24, 2004

Lindsley days of the week

A scheduled named different day of the week for an overweight individual. Man Boob Monday, Titty Tuesday, Wow Those Are Some Big Titties Wednesday, Thicky Thursday, Fatty Friday, Saggy Saturday, and Somebody Call The Titty Police Because Those Are Some Big Titties Sunday.

Guys, guess today is Man Boob Monday, according to the Lindsley days of the week! What an amazing day to start the week!

by california9492 November 1, 2018

any day of the week

whatever the circumstance

I can beat him any day of the week.

by Ayhan Özdere October 26, 2008

Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.

Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

Eight Days A Week

Eight days a week is another way of saying all the time, everyday, and 24/7. It has the same meaning. Eight days a week is also the name of a popular Beatles song made in the 1960s.

Dude 1: Dude, you’ve been masturbating to porn eight days a week.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.

Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.

Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.

Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.

by Excrushman March 12, 2020

8 days a week

An expression to exaggerate how hardcore a continuous activity can be.

"Yo, so i started this hardcore brosplit."
"What, is it like 8 days a week."
"Yo, totally."

by Pumped jack July 18, 2015

one day a week criminal

football hooligan
from the book city psychos-shaun tordoff milo publishing 2002

I think most junior police ranks know us for what we are, perceived "one day a week criminals"

by cockneyjacko October 27, 2004