A David seems like a really awesome guy, he makes you think that you could love him and possibly share your life with him, that you could possibly want him to father your children, that you might just be important enough to him for him to learn to love again and be a gentel human being. He is full of shit. A David is an ass licker, a butt kisser, a semi gay, and extreme sexual deviant. A david likes to look at kitty porno and shove extacy pills up his butt. A david is a jack ass and should never be one of your closest friends. He is a waiste of oxygen, he should have never been created.

REMEBER this is A david, not all davids, just specifically one who should have never been born.
ex) " Hey baby i think your helping me fall in love again""i want to grow old with you and have your babys" all the while in his head" haha you stupid beotch i cheated on you, and i hit on all your girl friends, oh ya i even fucked one while you were in florida for your dads funeral muwhahahaha"

ya david is a dick.
by krzy69696994killyoudavid October 05, 2012
A short, fat, smelly person who is very ugly. He cries a lot over nothing, and runs like an idiot.
Person: Hey is that David???

*Wrinkles Nose*
by Skye Rainbow January 12, 2012
A guy or animal who is hyperactive and screams like a girl. Usually innocent and nice.
Stop acting like a David!
Haha you are acting like a David.
by Matthew Dunlop May 16, 2011
Awkward.
Wow, that David sure is awkward.
by dwillis December 25, 2010
David is a cool guy, but disgusting and too hormonal. Could have a good time but can not keep a relationship. Not very smart and loves masterbating whenever he can
Dude, your being a such david
by purplechucks September 03, 2010
a mexican wet back born in mexico who came across the border with shackles on his feet. a david likes to go mobbin keakin out in oakland and likes to listen to LIVEWIRE records and hang out with his bruhs. someone who desires to live on bancroft in oakland california, loves to shake his dreads and get the ends of them dipped in bleach and be sippin on some BO, SOME LEAN all day errryday bruh. a david is someone who likes to give his dopedick to all the fine females in oakland california, he likes to lay the pipe down on the black hynas , a david is someone who loves keak coochie and wishes he was african american, someone who wants to be LIL B's based god slave for the rest of his life. a david is someone who will marry a white bitch from oakland california named kreyshawn and together they will sing GUCCI GUCCI at their weddding and play DLO you played me . a david is someone who wants to learn how to put in weave hair and someone who loves his dreads nice n tight.. always flossy. he loves to swag out to the fullest
omg have you seen that keak ass bruh ? hes such a DAVID.
by BASED_GODESS August 01, 2011
SO FUCKING RETARDED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, HE ALSO HITS ON MEN/WOMEN FROM THE AGES OF 69-96. WATCH OUT GRANDPARENTS WORLDWIDE
FAGETRON-9000 FAGMOSEXUAL. NOT AT ALL A BRO. HE IS BROwn. david
by Anyone smart enough to realise September 08, 2011
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