a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication
Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
by Hoffman30 September 26, 2010
David is a cool guy, but disgusting and too hormonal. Could have a good time but can not keep a relationship. Not very smart and loves masterbating whenever he can
Dude, your being a such david
by purplechucks September 03, 2010
SO FUCKING RETARDED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, HE ALSO HITS ON MEN/WOMEN FROM THE AGES OF 69-96. WATCH OUT GRANDPARENTS WORLDWIDE
FAGETRON-9000 FAGMOSEXUAL. NOT AT ALL A BRO. HE IS BROwn. david
by Anyone smart enough to realise September 08, 2011
Awkward.
Wow, that David sure is awkward.
by dwillis December 25, 2010
A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!
Man what a douche...He MUST be a David!
by widowermaker6969 August 18, 2011
Ignorant, funny, crazy, video game freak, sarcastic, ugly. The type of person who would beat on girls especially his sister who is loving generous and say sarcastic things "like DUH". He stays on the computer for God knows how long. He plays video games till his eyes fall out. He inhales almost anything that can fit in his mouth even rocks. He farts almost every thirty minutes and the stench could shrivel up your entire face in seconds.
use your head david
by A ROCKZ May 14, 2011
An attractive and charming male with a consuming porn addiction. He tends to smoke cigarettes in attempt to be "bad ass", and flirts with all the ladies (especially ladies by the name of Danielle) Despite his good looks and charming tendencies, David is actually a self-obsessed, professional liar who doesn't deserve anyone better than Lindsay Lohan.
I thought he was the man of my dreams, but then I realized, he's a David.
by straighttalker September 14, 2010

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