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141.
SO FUCKING RETARDED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, HE ALSO HITS ON MEN/WOMEN FROM THE AGES OF 69-96. WATCH OUT GRANDPARENTS WORLDWIDE
FAGETRON-9000 FAGMOSEXUAL. NOT AT ALL A BRO. HE IS BROwn. david
by Anyone smart enough to realise September 08, 2011
 
142.
A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!
Man what a douche...He MUST be a David!
by widowermaker6969 August 18, 2011
 
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Ignorant, funny, crazy, video game freak, sarcastic, ugly. The type of person who would beat on girls especially his sister who is loving generous and say sarcastic things "like DUH". He stays on the computer for God knows how long. He plays video games till his eyes fall out. He inhales almost anything that can fit in his mouth even rocks. He farts almost every thirty minutes and the stench could shrivel up your entire face in seconds.
use your head david
by A ROCKZ May 14, 2011
 
144.
An attractive and charming male with a consuming porn addiction. He tends to smoke cigarettes in attempt to be "bad ass", and flirts with all the ladies (especially ladies by the name of Danielle) Despite his good looks and charming tendencies, David is actually a self-obsessed, professional liar who doesn't deserve anyone better than Lindsay Lohan.
I thought he was the man of my dreams, but then I realized, he's a David.
by straighttalker September 14, 2010
 
145.
Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.
At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.
by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 02, 2011
 
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Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.
He's David.
by BitterBitter November 25, 2010
 
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david is..superrr caaa-utttteeeee(:

really sweet!!

amazing bodyy<33 and faceeee(;

really niceeee and hilarioussss!!!
my dad loves him..and no hes not my boyfrienddd,yett<3
i love him so muchhh(:
by pearll(; August 28, 2011