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David is litterally the most badass, awsomest, smartest, cunning, sexiest, charming, deadliest guy on the planet or any known universe. He took down goliath, and he can take down any motha fucker that stands in his way. others strive to be half of what david is, but no one comes close. He created swagger. You can usually spot david by the trail of amasement, awe, envy. but rember you wont be the only one trying to find david, he usually has an army of hot girls trying to find him, and when they do ya'll know what happens. He is the original "most interesting man alive", and will always be. There is nothing this man cant do, but there are many things he wont do. ...like anything gay, or stupid. If you dont belive every bit of this, you are obviously a hater and in denial, but once you get over that you will agree, and be in amasement and envy of david.
austin strives to be like david, but he never comes close.
by themosthonestmanalive September 24, 2010
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A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
by TkTb November 19, 2006
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a very hot guy usually nice and very funny
dude he is such a david
by lalalalallaall December 11, 2007
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A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.
Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David.
Person 2: Thanks! That really cheers me up.
by Tommy Kirk January 02, 2008
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4.
One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."
by bamafan135 January 10, 2008
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A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.
David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.
by TheKarmaMan December 10, 2010
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1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo
2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.
3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time.
1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david.

3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david.
by Calculatortron February 12, 2008
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David is a person who rocks everyones sox.
Yu wanna meet this kid ! LIKE FOR REAL.
David IS HELLA TIGHT.
- david yur so hella tight i want yu in ma pants !
:orgasm:
by HYU February 21, 2008
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