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A creepy greasy haired guy who is usually dirty looking or a rapist. His job is usually also something greasy like a mechanic or a pumper of gas.
I met this guy Dave who is definitely a rapist..........and has enough grease in his hair to fry your chicken
by IamsorightRightt June 04, 2011
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A way of greeting Thai transsexuals thus informing unsuspecting mates to the said Daves gender. Taken from BBC's Only Fools and Horses.
On seeing your friends chatting up a suspicious looking female approach the couple and open with the line 'Alright Dave?' Repeat till your drunken friend takes the hint or step back and enjoy.
by Petesear May 22, 2009
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A married man who preys on young females.
Any one heard of Dave and Bathsheba, along with the hundreds of other women he slep with.
by alicatmeeooowwwww June 27, 2010
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Used to describe someone who is always hungry but never brings hit/her own food, and always steals or ask for everyone elses lunches.
guy 1 'can i have your sandwhich?"
guy 2 'dont be such a Dave, bring you own'
by bob from social services August 15, 2012
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A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn
"That guy is a fucking Dave."
by nicklequarterpennydime October 15, 2011
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Buttflush the turbo douche. A guy so stupid it takes him 5 minutes to respond to a simple question. Can't be trusted with silly putty; often married for life to women who own ballgags.
Check out the Darwin Awards! So many daves won this year by setting themselves on fire with yarn that I lost a bet!!
by Patricia Bosworth January 18, 2010
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As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.
(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?"
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."

(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."
by Erin BROckovich November 03, 2010
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