Slang for crystal meth.
by TwiztedSnowman November 21, 2016
Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)
Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it
Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it
Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.
by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013
also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
Cunt dandruff is the dried congeal of vaginal excretion and semen, usually found at the base of the penis following sex.
The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.
The white flakes of cunt dandruff fall of the shaft and can be found on bed sheets, underwear, and in the pubic hair of unwashed genitalia.
Her: Your underwear are filthy!
Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.
Him: I didn't shower after we smashed, that's just some left over cunt dandruff.
by frisbee lord November 13, 2018
by Dongledawg July 21, 2017
that dirty biatch gave me the galloping dandruff, man.
The tide is coming in and i'm getting really itchy.
The tide is coming in and i'm getting really itchy.
by B August 19, 2003
by Hyper Active Cynic! March 16, 2011