8 definitions by coazeau

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also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
Homom: a hamam for gays.

Derived from the words "homo(sexual)" and "hamam" (Turkish bath)
Not directly related to "turkish holiday."
Julian: It was our last day in Istanbul, so we went to my favourite hamam
Fabio: Dude, that was the creepiest massage I ever got. How come the lights didn't work? And those guys that kept following me into the shower? I think you took me to a homom.
by coazeau September 24, 2010
Germanwings:

a) German low-cost airline based in Cologne

b) Honour bestowed upon he who nobs a German girl for his first time
Daniel: I flew Germanwings to Munich for Oktoberfest. There I got my Germanwings.

Alex: Not bad. But I assume she had hairy armpits?
by coazeau June 26, 2011
also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.
by coazeau July 29, 2012
Slat (also known as Plapp): leftovers at the bottom of a bottle. E.g. coke that is flat, and left alone to foost at the back of the fridge for a few weeks. Cheap whiskey left over from a student party that tastes like wood varnish, that no-one wants to touch. Taken from the Swedish: "Slat."
Olga: Hej hej, if you want a mixer for your whisky, there's a slat of coke left in the fridge.
Fredrik: Nej, keep that away from me, it's flat and there's an island of green mould on it!
by coazeau June 26, 2011
Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.
Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!
by coazeau June 26, 2011

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