a group of people, particularly on tik tok are people who are obsessed/a fan of paul dano or as most people know him as, the riddlers actor (i am in the danonation)
person 1: bro did you hear about something called the danonation?
Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.
NormalUSA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?
South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.
The most attractive man to ever walk the earth. Like have you seen him? I love Paul Dano so much. He is a very special person and he has a very special place in my heart. I <3 Paul Dano. Paul Dano is my life. If Paul Dano had 10,000 fans I am one of them. If he had 1000 I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 100 fans I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 10 fans I am one. If Paul Dano had 1 fan that is me. If Paul Dano had 0 fans then I am dead. I love him so much.