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DTM
Acronym meaning "Do the math"

Usually used when a person starts talking about lots of numbers and expects the other person to figure out what it means on his or her own.
Jim: Dude why aren't you doing anything?

Bob: I'm downloading 5 different 150 megabyte files simultaneously at under 500 KB/S. Dtm.

Jim: Sucks for you! Get better internet.
by Wurmish May 03, 2011
 
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DTM
Down to meetup
Hey girl on tinder, dtm?
by Smittytricks January 05, 2014
 
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Down to make sandwiches, the sole purpose for women being on this earth.

I wish more girls were dtms
Nick: "Dude, Sarah's sooooo dank!"

George: "Yeah dude, and she's totally dtms..."

Nick: "Siiiiiiiick!!!!"
by Lozza7 March 31, 2010
 
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An acronym that stands for "Don't Touch My Shit*
Brooklyne: DTMS

Sister: Cool story bro

Brooklyne: Wow, you took that from me aswell

Sister: Cool beans

Brooklyne: DTMS
by annoyed-sister March 10, 2011
 
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Don't Take Me Seriously.

A better way to indicate sarcasm, because the smiley face is lame. :)
Oh, I'm sure that Dick Cheney had nothing but the citizens best interests always in mind. DTMS
by azventus October 29, 2009
 
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DTM
Down to marry
Hey dude check out that chick! She's so fine I am DTF (Down to fuck), shit she is so fine I am DTM
by TehSauceR32 November 30, 2011
 
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DTM
Don't Tell Mum.

About the club that you are attending.
If you're 18 you could probably tell your mum.
John: Schoolies yo

Hugh:We'll obviously have to postpone...

Cosmo: DTM tru?
by j-star raw September 14, 2011