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Done For The Day - an abbreviation exchanged by colleagues after the manager departs the office.
Boss's wife is in labor - I'm DFTD!
by David and Josh September 18, 2008
An abbreviation that means "Don't Fucking Touch Dicks," as touching dicks could lead to various ailments.
Dude!! DFTD! Are you crazy? You could get the clap!
by Blizzard QA April 19, 2011
Devil Facial Tumor Disease - a type of cancer that has been drastically affecting the Tasmanian Devil population, primarily due to the low genetic variation among the species.
"yo gurl, DFTD?"
"Devil Facial Tumor Disease. Our final's tomorrow. Shouldn't you know this by now?"
by CalmHam March 25, 2016
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