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An abbreviation that means "Don't Fucking Touch Dicks," as touching dicks could lead to various ailments.
Dude!! DFTD! Are you crazy? You could get the clap!
DFTD by Blizzard QA May 10, 2011
DFTD means “Done For The Day” and is mostly used in night clubs or clubs when someone is kicked out, and guards/security text other securities “DFTD” which means they can’t come back into the club for the rest of the day.
James Marshall, Male, aged 26, is DFTD.
DFTD by Belle Monte November 27, 2018
Devil Facial Tumor Disease - a type of cancer that has been drastically affecting the Tasmanian Devil population, primarily due to the low genetic variation among the species.
"yo gurl, DFTD?"
"Devil Facial Tumor Disease. Our final's tomorrow. Shouldn't you know this by now?"
DFTD by CalmHam March 25, 2016
down for the dick
Im bored. Dftd?
dftd by snowjob July 8, 2012

DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch

An online video, movie, movie trailer, etc. you never finish watching because it's stupid, not funny, or takes too long to get to the point
"Did you watch the trailer for Final Destination?"

"No, DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch"
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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