DFTD

Done For The Day - an abbreviation exchanged by colleagues after the manager departs the office.

Boss's wife is in labor - I'm DFTD!

by David and Josh October 31, 2008

DFTD

An abbreviation that means "Don't Fucking Touch Dicks," as touching dicks could lead to various ailments.

Dude!! DFTD! Are you crazy? You could get the clap!

by Blizzard QA May 10, 2011

DFTD

DFTD means “Done For The Day” and is mostly used in night clubs or clubs when someone is kicked out, and guards/security text other securities “DFTD” which means they can’t come back into the club for the rest of the day.

James Marshall, Male, aged 26, is DFTD.

by Belle Monte November 27, 2018

DFTD

Devil Facial Tumor Disease - a type of cancer that has been drastically affecting the Tasmanian Devil population, primarily due to the low genetic variation among the species.

"yo gurl, DFTD?"
"Devil Facial Tumor Disease. Our final's tomorrow. Shouldn't you know this by now?"

by CalmHam March 25, 2016

dftd

down for the dick

Im bored. Dftd?

by snowjob July 08, 2012