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1.
Done For The Day - an abbreviation exchanged by colleagues after the manager departs the office.
Boss's wife is in labor - I'm DFTD!
by David and Josh September 18, 2008
 
2.
An abbreviation that means "Don't Fucking Touch Dicks," as touching dicks could lead to various ailments.
Dude!! DFTD! Are you crazy? You could get the clap!
by Blizzard QA April 19, 2011
 
3.
down for the dick
Im bored. Dftd?
by snowjob July 07, 2012