Mom I'd like to fuck analy.
Is a play off of the popular M.I.L.F or Mom I'd like to fuck.
Boy 1: Did you see Jimmy Peterson's monm at the pool the yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah I know her ass was so tight.
Boy 1: Yeah she is a total M.I.L.F
Boy 2: No dude, with an ass like that she is a M.I.L.F.A.
Boy 1: Totally, Mrs.Peterson is a M.I.L.F.A!
Mom i'd like to fuck
Shawn wants to fuck the M.I.L.F. Mrs.Bree.
Lexi is going to be a M.I.L.F when she grows up.
My Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck
My mom is so hot I'd like to fuck her myself. She's a M.M.I.L.F (She's a Double M.I.L.F)
Mother I'd Like to Cuddle; because sometimes M.I.L.F. is a bit too strong, or will get you a punch in the face from your friend whose mom you're referring to.
"John's mom is a...not a M.I.L.F...."
"A M.I.L.C., mother I'd like to cuddle."
"Yeah, that's good."
Mum I'd Like to Knob
A Scottish acronym and code term used to describe an attractive Mother who is standing in close proximity to the observer.
Would you like some M.I.L.K.in your coffee Bruce?
1. This is a derivative of the more commonly used M.I.L.F. but relates more to the eastern hemisphere. A.I.L.F. stands for Auntie I'd Like to F*** and usually relates to a hot woman who could be your relative because your community is so closely linked to another.
2. A friend of your mother's who is Indian or Paki, and out of respect you call them "auntie" but the minute your mother isn't looking, you make advances on your "auntie"
Gupta: Jonnie, did you see my mother's friend?
Jonnie: Oh yeah dog, that auntie was a A.I.L.F. hot and spicy like chutney.
Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.
person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle