A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...
by Mr. Dierickx October 20, 2008
Get the Curtlemug. 1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle
by Strany May 28, 2006
Get the turtle curtlemug. -meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.
by Heather The Great April 2, 2005
Get the curtled cootermug. Tha act of shoving ones balls into a wooden hole then having another male smash a egg over the curtle smudgers penis.
by Tripple acid whooper June 12, 2011
Get the curtle smudgemug. I was boinkin Pablo when i saw a picture of young Andrew, and then i felt the urge to give him a turtle curtle.
by Nibcats May 30, 2006
Get the turtle curtlemug. I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.
by Strany May 15, 2006
Get the turtle curtlemug.