12 definitions by Heather The Great

Beefed

1. reffering to a body part that is totally messed up and looks as if someone took a meat tenderizer to it
2. super built, having lots of muscles

1. Dude, Tristan got in a fight last night! His hand is so beefed!
2. Dude, Tristan's muscles are fucking boss. He's really beefed.

by Heather The Great April 1, 2005

curtled cooter

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.

Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Tard-o

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped

That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

100%

-meaning totally, really, truly

Dude, I 100% bought a new bass yesterday.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Snagglepuss

-meaning a completely defunct, nasty, yeast-infection-having, ghonasyphiherpilaids having, pusing, stinking, sweaty, hairy girl who smells of cat piss and B.O. and has no friends.

God damn, Snagglepuss smells of tuna and rotten armpit. I bet her curtled cooter is oozing all over the place.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Tracter

-meaning a hillbilly girl who likes country music and cowboy boots.

-a female hick

-comes from the hick song "she thinks my tracter's sexy"

That tracter looks like a fool in her gap shirt and her cowboy boots. What a fuckin' tard-o.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

clef girl

-a female that plays bass

Drummer- Dude, i need a bassist for my new band.
Guitarist- Man, i know this totally hot clef girl that wails. You should check her out.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005