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18.
Finishing move whereby, upon completion of anal intercourse, the male removes his member from the female's anal cavity and then promptly wipes it clean on the curtains, or drapes, as a semi-permanent reminder of the event. Works well as a follow up to a donkey punch, and can be combined with other moves. Can ruin a relationship, not to mention some perfectly nice curtains.
Dude, the break up sex with Jessica was glorious. I pulled off a donkey punch-houdini to curtains on her. Let her explain that to her mom.
by Harper Ingram July 14, 2006
 
1.
A slang term for the female labia majora
Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today
by Tom May 02, 2003
 
2.
big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!
i spread the curtains on that ho!
by booferama November 07, 2006
 
3.
N. skirt

Adj. the description of gettin into said skirt.

Adj. a way of life by frequently getting into said skirt.
K: Meff man u open them curtains yet?!?!?!?!?!

Meff: Not yet! I think they are titanium lined!!!!
by K Dub + Meff December 20, 2006
 
4.
True English definition for 'Swag' and is also a better way of saying swag or bars.
That nigguh Djaye got curtains for days!
by NastyJerry July 25, 2011
 
5.
Objects that are not only window decorations, but are also used for entertainment, or "hooking" yourslef.
"Wow, Berta, those are some dandy curtains! you can accidently hook them, if you want to!"
by AVictimOfCreepery May 28, 2011
 
6.
your vagina cheeks
girl#1...omg i just had sex for the first time it was amazing!

girl#2...gurl wat choo doing????ur wayyy to young to be letting those curtains open. you'll be one of those teenmoms.
by solk January 14, 2012
 
7.
Glasses tinted to protect the eyes from sunlight or glare.

Sunglasses,shades

Term originally started in Russia.
I lost my fucking curtains again, well good thing they are only 11$ at Nordstrom.
by Pashka509 May 13, 2011