Cunted 

An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.

Geezer X: How was last night?

Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!!

Cunted by Phillip W Evans December 3, 2006

Cunted 

The result of getting fucked and bred so relentlessly and violently by a big cock that makes a fags asshole become a sloppy cunt. Completely removing any last shred of masculinity they had left.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear Adam got cunted the other night"?
Person B: "Yeah she goes by Abby now, she's a total girly cock addicted faggot"

Cunted by Sissy Kelsi February 4, 2019

cunted 

very drunk

We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted

cunted by Bob C December 20, 2002

cunted 

cunted very drunk.!

jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!

cunted by tic tacs aye May 4, 2009

cunted 

extremely alcoholised: regrettably.

(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"

cunted by james November 15, 2003

Cunted 

Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.

Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.

Cunted by Jimbo-M October 8, 2011

Cunted 

noun 'Cunted' - to be receive a blow, strike, tackle, beating, walloping or injury of such severity that there are no other words in the English language to adequately describe the it. It is similar to 'mullered' but more severe

noun 'cunted'
1. that bloke on youtube that got hit by a bus was properly cunted
2. one of those poor bastards running with the bulls at Pamplona is going to get cunted
3. Mike Catt was totally cunted by Jonah Lomu in the Rugby World Cup
4. if he pisses me off one more time he is going to get cunted

adj 'cunting'
1. that bull proper gored him... gave him one hell of a cunting
2. a cunting is what will happen if you are hit by a bus
3. we are going to give the opposition rugby team a good cunting

Cunted by kavorkaa January 14, 2014