noun 'Cunted' - to be receive a blow, strike, tackle, beating, walloping or injury of such severity that there are no other words in the English language to adequately describe the it. It is similar to 'mullered' but more severe
noun 'cunted'
1. that bloke on youtube that got hit by a bus was properly cunted
2. one of those poor bastards running with the bulls at Pamplona is going to get cunted
3. Mike Catt was totally cunted by Jonah Lomu in the Rugby World Cup
4. if he pisses me off one more time he is going to get cunted

adj 'cunting'
1. that bull proper gored him... gave him one hell of a cunting
2. a cunting is what will happen if you are hit by a bus
3. we are going to give the opposition rugby team a good cunting
by kavorkaa January 14, 2014
messed up or retarded
drunk high or fuked up
i cunted up my leg when i fell
i smoke 10 blunts im so cunted
by skoodoo April 10, 2009
An altered, dizzying state of mind, worse than being drunk, caused by an impossible, narcissistic, borderline personality, etc. female coworker. It's worse than being drunk as one never gets the chance to sober up due to the non-stop self serving drama emitting from this woman, commonly known as a cunt, Cuntessa or cuntface.
"Was Misty at the staff meeting?"
"Yeah, and she cunted everyone with her bullshit!"
by Jools Julie October 01, 2013
fucked off yer trolley
pissed as a fart
completely wanked
check his eyes....he's 'cunted'
by ana cooper March 19, 2003
You're not in a relationship, but the person you're meant to be "seeing" or "getting with" decides to do something with another individual, leaving you angry and hurt -without being cheated on due to the lack of official relationship.
Dude, I've been cunted over again!
by connnnnn February 27, 2011
Verb, referring to sex.
"hey guy, did you hook up with that girl at the party last night?"

"OH hell yeah I did, she cunted the shit out of me"

by Viewaskewfool November 30, 2010
the act of being rude, mean, and just dog to the people you are with.
Michael we didn't want to stay at the pier for more then six minutes. You cunted us!
by fankksss November 06, 2010

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