Cunt Curtans 

when a woman gets sick of sex(god forbid), she can grow her muff, and braid the fuckin' muff shut. if necessary, shit may be used to smear over the muff for proper sealing.
(may cause serious blatter and urinary tract infection)

She put on a cunt curtan so i couldn't fuck her.

Cunt Curtans by Dongzilla February 16, 2005

cunt curtains 

the rolls around an aroused pussy.

holy shit mary has mahusive cunt curtains.

cunt curtains by harry holmes July 15, 2006