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cumundrum 

Any sort of issues related to and/or involving semen. This can include cum in the face/hair, the inability to cum, cumming too fast, or the ever-dreaded cum in the pants.
"So we were hooking up last night, and he came in his pants." That's a real cumundrum!
cumundrum by 123sober October 7, 2010
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Cumundrum 

The point where a male is about to ejaculate while having sex but isn't sure if he wants to because the sex is so good and he doesn't want it to end.
I was having sex last night and didn't want it to end but I wanted to cum so bad, I hate being stuck in the middle of such a cumundrum.
Cumundrum by dtommd May 30, 2015

Cumundrum 

The conflicting feelings of not knowing where to deposit your load.
She told me to cum on her ass, but her tits were amazing. It was a total cumundrum.
Cumundrum by Sub 20 August 21, 2013

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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