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The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole. "Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No what?" "He fucked a watermelon" "Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!" "Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it." "She's probably never heard of Cumquating before." |
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