cuap

The clapping cacophony of bodies rapidly colliding, during prolonged sexual intercourse.

The sound of hard fuckin.

Dude! When you banged that fatty last night, the cuap was so loud I could hear it from across the street.

I cuapped that trick so hard she went cross eyed and started speaking heiroglyphics!

After walking in on Stanley and Melba cuappin, Eugene immediately went out and threw himself in front of an ice cream truck to erase the mental anguish.

cuap by massev September 26, 2010

CUAP

Common Understanding of Assessment Procedure.

A term for a method of testing and certification to EU Regulation 306/2011 (a.k.a. The Construction Products Regulations).

It is used when a product does not fall within the scope of a harmonized standard (i.e. BS EN XXXX : YYYY) or within the scope of an ETAG (European Technical Assessment Document).

Person 1: "This zamac anchor doesn't have an ETAG or EN, what do we do for our CE mark?".

Person 2: "We will need a CUAP".

CUAP by extreme tits mcghee June 29, 2011

cuap

When a guy has an inadament object shoved up his rectum for money and others' amusement.

*Not a dildo

-"Last night we cuaped him with a nerf gun for 10 bucks!"
-"Eww what a fag!"

cuap by A-Cup August 31, 2008