Crybation 

To masturbate with your own tears. If unable to produce tears, visine or a laboratory produced tear will suffice.

After the complete dejection of the entire female population, Paul was left with crybation as his only means of fulfillment.

Crybation by Not the Paul in the Example November 14, 2009

non-creation 

The opposite of creation
A pain in the arse of creotards like Ken Ham

Evolution = Non-creation

non-creation by ThomasX February 13, 2014

Stud Situation Creationist 

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

Stud Situation Creationist by Vered P August 1, 2011

Cryption 

Cryption from the semi-popular anime "Cryption" known mostly for the (fortnite ball saga) Spends most of his days making shitty keyframes and wanting to be in LC

"Cryption said he was going to clap my mother"

Cryption by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021

creation of a pussy 

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.

person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true

creation of a pussy by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.

Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!

Creationist Paradox by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009

Job Creationist 

When there is a religious type belief, against all evidence, that cutting taxes on the super wealthy(i.e. job creators) is the best thing that can be done for a nation, even in times of high national deficit and the worst inequality gap in the country's history.

Coined by Wyatt Cenac of the Daily show

Just like creationists believe that an imaginary being in the sky created the world and it's people a few thousand years ago with the wave of a hand, as opposed to evolution with the copious evidence that comes with it, Job creationists believe that giving tax breaks to millionaires and conserving loopholes so they can rake in millions more, while starving the rest of the population, is the most righteous path to solvency.

Job Creationist by gregz0rz July 14, 2011