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The ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry wank, involving weeping while wanking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.
I was so sad last night all I could do was cry wank.
by Mr C. Wanksalot June 22, 2005
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Crying whilst having a wank/masturbating. When life is that bad that you have resort to comfort wanking and kleenex.
Aww boohoo your team lost what are you gonna do? How bout go in the corner and have a crywank?
by thegirlwhocriedhippo February 02, 2010

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