The ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry wank, involving weeping while wanking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.
by Mr C. Wanksalot June 22, 2005
Crying whilst having a wank/masturbating. When life is that bad that you have resort to comfort wanking and kleenex.
by thegirlwhocriedhippo February 02, 2010
When you're in a state of woe matched only by your state of arousal and there's only one thing you can do. Such as when you've been split up from a hottie for reasons beyond your - or their - control.
by causticSodaKitten May 17, 2017