Crusty Monkey
When a monkey ejaculates on himself and then forgets to clean it up and the semen dries all over his body.
Crusty Monkey by eeeeeaaaauuuuu April 22, 2011
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Crust Monkey
Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.
"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"
Crust Monkey by Giggggiiiggg March 16, 2017
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