A superior level of intoxication. The impaired subject loses the ability to perform all bodily functions.
Friend 1: Look at Chris's head. It looks like he is a bobblehead.
Friend 2: Yeah, he's fuckin' crunkstroked.
Friend 2: Yeah, he's fuckin' crunkstroked.
by Schoen Dawson May 13, 2005
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