Crunk Docta Share definition Flag 1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon "I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers." Crunk Docta by angry ostrich September 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Crunk Docta mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch